August 2008
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My Sister Is Awesome
Angie has decided to brighten my day of job hunting and perpetual boredom with a long forgotten and time honored tradition. A care package. But this is no ordinary Package of Care. Special considerations have been made. Deep thought was involved. Labels were created. And it is hilarious. From left to right. 1. Dollar Bills For Strip Club: As the three day weekend is upon us, who knows what...
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I Am All That Is Man
This is, or was, the shift knob in the beloved money-pit… my Audi aka The Darkness. The plastic in piece in the center actually extends down a few more inches into the leather boot. Or did. The damn thing just snapped off… cause I have herculean shifting strength. That’s right. Apparently I can shatter high-grade German plastics at will by lightly rowing thru the gears. ...
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Arch Nemesis: The City of Hermosa Beach
Once again our illustrious city has opted for more unannounced “improvements” to our alley. And when I say unannounced, I mean just that. Signage will be posted clearly stating one or two days of work. Then the signs will disappear along with the city laborers. And work will magically commence on and off for the following five days. Maybe like those trucks with the BEEP BEEP BEEP for...